Cosmo Foreskyn
2018-12-24 21:39:35 UTC
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ober de hood
ereybody wuz sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' good.
All o' de fambily Wuz layin' in de beds
While Ripple and Thunderbird Dance tru dey heads.
I passed out in de flo Right next to my maw
When I heard sech a fuss, I thunk "It must be de law!"
I looked out thru de bars What covered my doe
Spectin' de sheriff Wif a warrant fo sho!
And what did I see? I said, "Lawd, look atdat!"
Ther' wuz a huge wabber-melon Pulled by giant warf rats!
Now ober all de years Sanna Claus, he be white
But, looks like us bros Gets a black Sanna dis night.
Faster dan a po'lees car; My home boy, he came.
He whupped on dem warf rats And called dem by name!
On Leroy, on 'lonzo, And on Willie Lee, On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see! As he landed dat watta-melon Out der in de skreet
I knowed fo sho Da damndest site I ebber did see!
He didn't go down no chimbley; He picked da lock on my doe!
And I sez to myself, "Shit, he done dis befoe!"
He had dis big bag Full of prezents i spect Wid Jordans and fake gold
To wear roun my neck.
But he left no good prezents; just started stealin' my shit.
Got my drugs, got my guns, Even got my burglar's kit!
Wit my stuff in de bag Out da window he flewed I woulda tried to catch
him But he stole my knife too!
He jumped on dat wabber-melon An'whipped out a switch
He wuz gone in a secon', dat sonuvabitch!
Next year I be hopin' Anutha Sanna we git
Cuz diz here Sanna Claus Just ain't werf a shit!
source:
http://www.jokes4us.com/ethnicarchive/thenightbeforechristmasebonicsstylejoke.html
ereybody wuz sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' good.
All o' de fambily Wuz layin' in de beds
While Ripple and Thunderbird Dance tru dey heads.
I passed out in de flo Right next to my maw
When I heard sech a fuss, I thunk "It must be de law!"
I looked out thru de bars What covered my doe
Spectin' de sheriff Wif a warrant fo sho!
And what did I see? I said, "Lawd, look atdat!"
Ther' wuz a huge wabber-melon Pulled by giant warf rats!
Now ober all de years Sanna Claus, he be white
But, looks like us bros Gets a black Sanna dis night.
Faster dan a po'lees car; My home boy, he came.
He whupped on dem warf rats And called dem by name!
On Leroy, on 'lonzo, And on Willie Lee, On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see! As he landed dat watta-melon Out der in de skreet
I knowed fo sho Da damndest site I ebber did see!
He didn't go down no chimbley; He picked da lock on my doe!
And I sez to myself, "Shit, he done dis befoe!"
He had dis big bag Full of prezents i spect Wid Jordans and fake gold
To wear roun my neck.
But he left no good prezents; just started stealin' my shit.
Got my drugs, got my guns, Even got my burglar's kit!
Wit my stuff in de bag Out da window he flewed I woulda tried to catch
him But he stole my knife too!
He jumped on dat wabber-melon An'whipped out a switch
He wuz gone in a secon', dat sonuvabitch!
Next year I be hopin' Anutha Sanna we git
Cuz diz here Sanna Claus Just ain't werf a shit!
source:
http://www.jokes4us.com/ethnicarchive/thenightbeforechristmasebonicsstylejoke.html